Business scam! :D

The message starts with a simple: Hello

Dear Sir:
As far as I know you start to write: Dear mam!... not Sir!

Greetings. Hello! With ultimate respect and gratitude is my pleasure to let you know that I am interested in your country... What is so awesome in Finland???  especially the huge population that grows business faster and well oriented, Every country does that!  and myself as a member of Isonews Never heard of you... and a retired sea woman on medical line here in the United Kingdom... everyone calms themselves to be from UK... we have the privilege and ability to go further to international standard of investment or associating with reputed people in other countries. Ok... And after a well done research to ensure my possibility to associate with you as a business associate, No thanks! I have some investment subject to introduce but it may not be your field or line of business or services. Not even close! 
And I am so ready mentally and financially to be part of your investment or service line with you as an associate with return of beneficial percentage and documented agreement with you. Why me? I am not good at that stuff! So if you are interested kindly let me know the nature of investment of your interest and experience in your country so that I can be part of it and move further ahead, NO I won't! thank you and hope to hear from you soon (Usually texts ends with a dot (.) Proves that this message was written in less than 5 minutes...)
Regards
Mrs.Kate Bella Wilson (Dr) Fake person!
Isonews Member Not a member there!

Oil sales scam! :D

Dear Friend,

I am not your friend!

 

How are you doing with the entire family?

What family? I don't have one!!!

 

Please consider my proposal lucrative and get back to me urgently.

That didn't sound too god...

 

 

My name is Ryan Wang, 

A chinese guy!

The senior manager for Procurements, Hong Kong Refining Company (Sinopec Group Inc)  Hm ok... 

I have been mandated to source (SARIR) crude oil from Libya for supply to our refinery. I have been able to establish good relationship with the senior management of the Azzawya Oil Refining Company of Libya. Interesting... Not...

 

I am now looking for a competent trusted person who will stand in between the 2 companies (SGI & AORL) as an intermediate for the sale and purchase of 2 Million Barrels of SARIR) crude oil Monthly for 36 Months. Oh wow, sounds way too good to be true!

 

The order to take home a commission of USD$5 to USD$7 per barrel. This amount is payable to the middle person as commission.

So 2 million x 5-7... that's a lot of money... Way too good to be true!

 

 

Kindly send your response via my private email (**********@gmail.com) for more details.

Wait... if you have a huge company... why do you use Gmail...

Regards

Ryan Wang.

(SMP) Sinopec Group Inc.

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I just don't trust this guy a bit!

Skype delayed email scam :D

Hello once again :D This time I got a delayed  email scam :D Here is the complete email, my comments are in  orange color!   Skype

You have delayed email. Oh, I will check them right away... Nope... nothing new here... and what is a delayed emai?  And where do you have skype email box? Is it hotmail? View emails.--- Um it is not skype or even hotmail link... it leads to something...  I did google on the main adress: C. H. S. STEELWORKS SDN BHD Um ok... Regards Skype service... when did skype service start to use mel******.net adress? :D Oh well, these guys will never give answers to my questions...  because they are not skype!